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I crash-landed my plane
On a deserted island
Where the animals were panicked
They were screaming and crying
As they ran away
I could hear them yelling
Something about an alien
Then a wise old owl
Took the time to fill me in

He said, “Oh. I hate to tell you son.
There’s no need to run.
You’re the alien.
You are the stranger to Earth.
Got no feathers or fur.
You’re the Alien.”

I took a moment to get my thoughts together
Is hair the same as fur?
And no. I got no feathers
And the hair I got
Only covers four places
And as I thought about it
I felt truly bare and naked

He said, “Oh. I hate to tell you son.
There’s no need to run.
You’re the alien.
You are the stranger to Earth.
Got no feathers or fur.
You’re the Alien.”

A brave little crab rolled in on a swell
With a look of disgust
He said, “Dude! Where’s your shell?!”
He said, “Oh. I hate to tell you son.
There’s no need to run.
You’re the alien.
You are the stranger to Earth.
Got no feathers or fur.
You’re the Alien.”